NBA Playoffs

*sigh* I know that I'm about to piss a bunch of folks off with this blog but as normal, I don't have a fuck to give! *shrugs* As an avid football fan (Go Tennessee Titans!) I rarely watch any basketball but this year I have been very much into it. Mainly because I'm constantly rooting for Lebron and his awkwardly placed hair plugs to never get a ring. I can't stand his arrogant ass so I can't contain the boos that come from my inner being for the Miami Heat. On the other hand I'm ecstatic for the Oklahoma City Thunder and their players Westbrook, Durant, Hardin and Ibaka to have made it to the finals. Now that is indeed a dream team in my eyes. These young kats have worked very hard to make it to this point and have basically told everyone who didn't believe in them to kiss their ass by showing how hard that they work on the court. Durant or "Durantula as I like to call him is 6'9" with a 7'5" wingspan and is eating the heat up under that basket. Hardin who is 6'5" and recently got knocked the fuck out by Ron Artest after a dunk, has shown and proved that he is a force to reckoned with on the court. Him and his beard have my full support! Ibaka comes in at nice 6'10". Although he looks like he doesn't speak a lick of english and that he frequents WIC offices, his energy and endurance is outstanding when he's on the court doing his thing. I guess those long days in the Congo paid off for him! I saved the best for last. My nigga! *Denzel Washington in Training Day voice* Westbrook is my new favorite player in the NBA. Standing up at a tall 6'3" he is the epitome of what I think basketball is lacking. He seems like the kind of guy that you see shooting ball in the park with a pistol in his pocket and I love it! It seems like the crazier he is the better he plays so bring on the bath salts so he can get it crackin!!! I'm looking forward to seeing him demolish LeBum and the rest of what's left of his hair, D. Wade and his I need a tampon because I'm on my period bitching for a foul ass and Bosh's open toe wedge wearing ass. Sometimes I think Bosh only plays so that he can model his jersey up and down the court. I'm just saying that he is questionable looking and probably should move to Atlanta. *2 snaps in a "Z" formation* I can't wait for game 4 to come on tonight as the Heat leads OKC 2-1. Will you be watching tonight?